New Builder: Quartermaster [REQ]

[Tehr]

Quartermaster

Type: Buff, Support
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Movement Speed: 3.5 base
Attack Speed: 1.5 base
Attack Damage: 125 base
Health: 150 Health, 150 Shields, 300 Energy
Total Amount of Resources Required: An assload
Suggested Model: Rory Swann

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Information

Description


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The Quartermaster’s niche is to provide boons for his allies in the form of items that globally buff all controlled units and structures. These items can be upgraded and combined to create more and more powerful items.

The Quartermaster has no wood return point, and harvests like a M.U.L.E. at a rate of 50 Wood per 1.5 seconds, or 2000 Wood per minute.

The items, on their own, have absolutely no effect. They need to be placed inside a “Enhancement Receptacle” to take effect, at which point they provide their buff for all units controlled by the owner of the Receptacle. Any player can put an item into an ally’s receptacle; however, no items can be sold by any player, and if the player owning a receptacle that you have put your items in dies, you lose your items as well. Players are limited at one Receptacle each.



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Item Classifications


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Items are characterized by Feats. There are three tiers of items, not including Quartermaster-only items. Each successive tier requires the components from previous tier to construct, as well as Gold. Each item's bonuses are unique. Players can be affected by different items of previous tiers.

Strength - Grants 1% Attack Damage per point
Intelligence - Grants 1% Spell Damage per point
Stamina - Grants 10 Health per point
Tenacity - Grants 15 Shields per point (If a unit or structure does not have any shields, the base armor for any shields gained from this is set to 1 armor)
Alacrity - Grants 1% Movement Speed per point
Agility - Grants 1% Attack Speed per point
Power - Deals 0.1 damage over 5 seconds stacking intensity, resetting duration, capping at 50 stacks per point. (Builders apply 10 stacks per attack)
Fortitude - Grants 10% Health Armor per point
Ferocity - Grants 2% Lifesteal per point (Units with range take only 50% of the effect)
Wisdom - Grants 15 Energy per point (Only affects targets with Energy)
Determination - Grants 5% additional Health Regeneration per point
Cunning - Grants 5% Energy Regeneration per point (Only affects targets with Energy)



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Lore


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#YOLO



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Abilities

Weapons


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The Quartermaster can choose to equip one of the following weapons. That will be his primary weapon until he switches to a new one. The default weapon is the first weapon on the list.



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T.R.O.L.L. Cannon
TETRAHEDRIC ROCKET OVERLOAD LASER-GUIDED LOCK-ON CANNON

Weapon Speed: 1.5
Weapon Damage: 125
Weapon Range: 5
Energy Cost: None
Special Effects: Attacks fire a rocket at the target that locks on and follows the target. The rocket moves at 6.0 speed, and is connected to its target by a red laser sight.



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Hyper M.O.A.D. Cannon
HYPER MASSIVE ORDNANCE AIR-LAUNCHED DISC CANNON

Weapon Speed: 1.5
Weapon Damage: 0
Weapon Range: 5
Energy Cost: 5
Special Effects: Attacks launch a plasma disc travelling at 8.0 movement speed at the target, which explodes for 100 spell damage upon contact in AoE 3.



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F.R.E.E.Z.E. Ray
FROMETHIAN RADICALLY ENERGIZING ENCUMBRANCE ZEAL ELIMINATOR RAY

Weapon Speed: 5.0
Weapon Damage: 0
Weapon Range: 5
Energy Cost: 50
Special Effects: Attacks energize the latent energy continuum around the target, slowing the timescale of all targets within radius 2 of the target to 1% of its normal for 1 second, then reducing the primary target's movement speed by 50% for 1 second. This weapon's effect is affected by a 33.3(3)% diminishing return on effectiveness.



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Beast M.O.A.D. Claw
BEAST MARK ONE ANTI-DESTRUCTOR CLAW

Weapon Speed: 1.5
Weapon Damage: 125
Weapon Range: Melee
Energy Cost: None
Special Effects: Gathers an additional Gold upon attacking an enemy or harvesting Gold.



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L.O.L.U.M.A.D. Cannon
LASER OSCILLATING LIQUID-POWERED ULTIMATE MAYHEM ACTUALIZING DESTROYER CANNON

Weapon Speed: 2.0
Weapon Damage: 100
Weapon Range: 5
Energy Cost: 10
Special Effects: Attacks made by this cannon completely bypass armor. Deals double damage to Heroic units.



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Passive Abilities


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H.A.P.P.Y. Armor
HYPER ABRASIVE PLANETARY PULVERIZING YARN ARMOR

Enemies that attack the Quartermaster take 50 damage per attack, ignoring armor. Each attack also heals the Quartermaster by 10.



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G.I.M.M.E. Gold Transmitters
GIGA INDUCTIVE MULTI-MATERIAL EMULATOR GOLD TRANSMITTERS

The Quartermaster receives 100% of the effect of all active items, not including Quartermaster-specific items.



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T.E.H.R. Bots
TURTLE EMULATING HYPER-ACCELERATED REPAIR BOTS

The Quartermaster repairs structures at twice the normal rate, and if a structure is destroyed while the Quartermaster is repairing it, half of the cost is refunded to the owner.



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Miscellaneous


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N.E.R.F.M.E. Walls
NANOSTEEL ERGONOMIC RETICULAR FLEXIBLE MASSIVE EXOSKELETON WALLS

Cost: 150 Wood
Health: 300
Special Effects: These walls also receive 50% of the effect of any Quartermaster-specific items, and 25% of the effect of the Quartermaster's G.I.M.M.E. Gold Transmitters. These walls must be built SCV-style, and take 1 second to build. Any damage taken cancels the build. All N.E.R.F.M.E. Walls have a detonate ability. These walls cannot be upgraded. Limit 10 N.E.R.F.M.E. Walls at a time per Quartermaster.



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Enhancer Market - Provides Items

Specifications


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Size: 3x3
Cost: 1500 Wood, 25 Gold
Bounty: 150 experience, 3 Gold
Health: 500 health
Armor: Standard structure armor
Suggested Model: Factory



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Tier One Items


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Battered Hilt

5 Gold

+5 Strength
The hilt from a dagger, lost in a battle long forgotten. The blade must be hidden somewhere nearby.




Energy Fragment

5 Gold

+5 Intelligence
The slightest touch of this magical crystal sends sparks racing along its surface.




War Medallion

5 Gold

+5 Stamina
A medallion signifying the heroics of its bearer. The engraved name is illegible.




Imbued Crystal

5 Gold

+5 Tenacity
Any attempt at damaging the crystal is forestalled by an encompassing shield.




Torn Boots

5 Gold

+5 Alacrity
The soles of these boots are well worn. For some reason, they are the perfect size...




Ancient Signet

5 Gold

+5 Agility
A golden signet of a pair of wings unfolding from a sword. If all else fails, the sword is pointy.




Obsidian Fragment

5 Gold

+5 Power
The piece of fireglass glistens in the light. It’s strangely hard to break.




Metal Ring

5 Gold

+5 Fortitude
The origin of this ring eludes you. It is obviously of fine craftsmanship, but of a strange design.




Glowing Coin

5 Gold

+5 Ferocity
The perimeter of the coin is inscribed with ancient runes. The coin pulsates gently.




Weathered Page

5 Gold

+5 Wisdom
The writing on the page looks like a journal entry. Too bad it's smeared beyond any possible recognition.




Petrified Egg

5 Gold

+5 Determination
The egg is small, light grey in color, with splotches of dark grey coloring. It’s as hard as a rock.




Toxic Flask

5 Gold

+5 Cunning
A small bottle of a foul-smelling liquid. Whether it’s a beverage or a poison is undetermined.




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Tier Two Items


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Jeweled Dagger

10 Gold, plus Grimy Object and Battered Hilt.

+10 Strength
An exquisitely crafted dagger. It must have been owned by a King or Warlord.




Glowing Amulet

10 Gold, plus Grimy Object and Energy Fragment.

+10 Intelligence
With the Fragment solidly latched into place, this Amulet pulsates with energy, giving off a warm light.




Chiseled Trophy

10 Gold, plus Grimy Object and War Medallion.

+10 Stamina
The Medallion fits perfectly within the trophy, giving the relic an ominous look of power.




Crystal Statue

10 Gold, plus Grimy Object and Imbued Crystal.

+10 Tenacity
The Statue depicts a creature of an unknown race raising a shield above its head.




Magnificent Greaves

10 Gold, plus Grimy Object and Torn Boots.

+10 Alacrity
The armor fits perfectly upon the boots. The boots now seem much more kingly in their visage.




Golden Crest

10 Gold, plus Grimy Object and Ancient Signet.

+10 Agility
The Signet fits perfectly into the crest of an ancient civilization. It's made out of pure Gold.




Glass Artifact

10 Gold, plus Grimy Object and Obsidian Fragment.

+10 Power
A glass portrait of the slaying of a Dragon. The Fragment fits perfectly into the portrait as the Knight's shield.




Chainmail Heartguard

10 Gold, plus Grimy Object and Metal Ring.

+10 Fortitude
The Ring was only a small part of an ornate Chainmail Heartguard, impressive in its quality.




Mystical Keystone

10 Gold, plus Grimy Object and Glowing Coin.

+10 Ferocity
The Coin fits perfectly into a slightly embedded piece of a decorated metal circle.




Dirty Journal

10 Gold, plus Grimy Object and Weathered Page.

+10 Wisdom
The Page seems to be a perfect fit for the Journal. It's a shame the dialect is unknown to you.




Fossilized Creature

10 Gold, plus Grimy Object and Petrified Egg.

+10 Determination
A small creature is embedded in the rock, fossilized after eons of being buried beneath the ground.




Bootleg Elixir

10 Gold, plus Grimy Object and Toxic Flask.

+10 Cunning
It's obvious that the flask contained a dose of an extremely pungent potion. Who knows how long it's been fermenting?




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Legendary Items


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All of these items affect ONLY the holder of the item. If the item is placed in an Enhancement Receptacle, all of the units controlled by the receptacle's owner receive only 50% of their effects. These items can be held by any unit with an inventory, and will grants its effect to that unit. Should the Titan pick up one of these items, it receives 25% of the normal effect.



Greatsword of Agouticus

30 Gold, plus Grimy Object x2, Mystical Keystone, Glass Artifact, Golden Crest, and Jeweled Dagger.

+25 Strength, +15 Ferocity, +10 Agility, and +10 Power
Active Ability: Instills a nearly unquenchable thirst for blood in the owner of this blade, increasing their Strength, Ferocity, Agility, and Power by +100 for 6 seconds, in addition to the normal passive effects of this item. This item can only be activated if it is not in an Enhancement Receptacle. This item cannot be activated by the Titan. 240 second cooldown.
Widely known as 'Bane of Fromethius', this legendary sword is permanently tinted red from the blood of countless slain enemies. Legend says its original owner was none other than a black dragon.




Armor of the Diamond Tehrtle

30 Gold, plus Grimy Object x2, Crystal Statue, Chainmail Heartguard, Magnificent Greaves, and Chiseled Trophy.

+20 Stamina, +20 Tenacity, +10 Alacrity, and +10 Fortitude
Active Ability: Dramatically increases the defensive combat capabilities of the wearer of this armor, increasing their Stamina, Tenacity, Alacrity, and Fortitude by +100 for 6 seconds, in addition to the normal passive effects of this item. This item can only be activated if it is not in an Enhancement Receptacle. This item cannot be activated by the Titan. 240 second cooldown.
The armor glistens from the light of a thousand, thousand facets. But not only is it beautiful, it's also stronger than diamond. Indeed, it's amazing such a wondrous relic was not lost to history.




Trollsblood Potion of the Alchemist

30 Gold, plus Grimy Object x2, Glowing Amulet, Fossilized Creature, Bootleg Elixir, and Dirty Journal.

+25 Intelligence, +15 Cunning, +10 Wisdom, and +10 Determination
Active Ability: Drinking a dose of this potent elixir grants the subject immeasurably powerful magical abilities, increasing their Intelligence, Cunning, Wisdom, and Determination by +100 for 6 seconds, in addition to the normal passive effects of this item. This item can only be activated if it is not in an Enhancement Receptacle. This item cannot be activated by the Titan. 240 second cooldown.
The journal was not a diary; it was a recipe to create an elixir able to empower ones magical abilities to that of a God! If immortality is unattainable, then this is the next best thing.




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Material Market - Miscellaneous Tech

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Size: 3x3
Cost: 500 Wood
Bounty: 150 experience, 3 Gold
Health: 250 health
Armor: Standard structure armor
Suggested Model: Armory



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Miscellaneous Items


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Enhancement Receptacle

1000 Wood

Receptacle
Two slots
Once purchased, this item must be placed upon the ground as a chest. Once placed, this item has the ability to convert into item form to be relocated. If another receptacle is placed by a Player that already owns a receptacle, the previous chest will instantly revert to its item form. This item can be purchased by anyone.

A small box, ornately carved, with golden inlays. The inside is akin to what a bottomless pit would look like; completely black.




Grimy Object

2000 Wood, 10 Gold

Enhancement Reagent
This item has a 15 second purchase cooldown, and can be purchased by anyone.

This object is completely covered in grime. Absolutely anything could be hidden away below its unassuming shape.




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Quartermaster-specific Items


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Improved Enhancement Receptacle

2000 Wood

Receptacle
Four slots
Once purchased, this item must be placed upon the ground as a chest. Once placed, this item has the ability to convert into item form to be relocated. If another receptacle is placed by a Player that already owns a receptacle, the previous chest will instantly revert to its item form. This item can only be purchased by the Quartermaster.

A small box, ornately carved, with golden inlays. The inside is akin to what a bottomless pit would look like; completely black.




Amulet of the Forerunners

2000 Wood, 30 Gold, plus Grimy Object x2

+10 All Stats
This Amulet is old beyond measure. It looks Xel'Nagan in its design. There are no inscriptions on it besides the small number '5' etched on the back.




Font of Power

3000 Wood, 30 Gold, plus Grimy Object x2 and Amulet of the Forerunners

+15 All Stats
While it seems like just a normal crystal cube, one can almost feel the power radiating out from it. Again, the number '5' is etched on the bottom corner of one of the sides.




The Tessaract

5000 Wood, 30 Gold, plus Grimy Object x2 and Font of Power

+20 All Stats
The crystal cube now floods an eerie blue light in all directions. Looking inside of the cube is like staring into the abyss; there seems to be no end to its depth. Could this be the legendary Tessaract, sacred treasure of Odin All-Father?




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Upgrades


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Improved Receptacles

The Quartermaster can globally upgrade the size of his Receptacles by 1 slot. This affects all current and future Receptacles.

LEVEL ONE: 25 Gold




Enhanced Weapons

The Quartermaster can upgrade his weapon capabilities, increasing his deadliness by orders of magnitude. On sale now! Please kick ass responsibly. All weapons have been designed by the Quartermaster himself. Use at your own risk. The Quartermaster will not be held liable for damage done to animals, humans, aliens, sentient bugs, enormous man-eating demons, creatures constructed out of pure energy, cyborgs, robots bent on destruction, or structures. Please consult your doctor and/or medic before attempting to use any of these weapons. Keep out of reach of children. Do not use if you cannot see clearly enough to read this information. These products are not intended to be used as dental drills. Do not use in shower. Do not use while sleeping or unconscious. Do not apply weapons to eyes. These weapons have no Sun-Protection-Factor rating. Objects in mirror may be closer than they appear. They are also in front of you. Do not eat. May contain nuts. For questions, comments, or concerns, please go screw yourself.

LEVEL ONE: 1000 Wood, unlocks F.R.E.E.Z.E. Ray
LEVEL TWO: 10 Gold, unlocks Beast M.O.A.D. Claw
LEVEL THREE: 15 Gold, unlocks Hyper M.O.A.D. Cannon
LEVEL FOUR: 20 Gold, unlocks L.O.L.U.M.A.D. Cannon




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Toy Market - Active Items

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Size: 2x2
Cost: 2500 Wood
Bounty: 150 experience, 3 Gold
Health: 250 health
Armor: Standard structure armor
Suggested Model: Terran Academy



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Non-Feat Items


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All of these items affect ONLY the holder of the item. These items cannot be placed within an Enhancement Receptacle. These items can be held by any unit with an inventory, and will grants its effect to that unit. The Titan cannot benefit from these items, but gains 5 Gold per item he picks up, instantly destroying the item.



Q.Q.M.O.A.R. Teleporter
QUASI QUARANTINED MOVEMENT of OBJECTS ACROSS RANGE TELEPORTER

10 Gold, plus Grimy Object
Active Effect: Blinks the user up to 8 spaces away. 45 second cooldown.
Passive Effect: None
One of the more useful inventions created by Curly Jefferson before he went missing on a fishing trip, this fantastic contraption allow for the transportation of a single person across short distances. In usefulness, the only other invention rivaling the practicality of this was Curly Jefferson’s Q.Q.M.O.A.R. Teleporter Mark II.




Q.Q.M.O.A.R. Teleporter Mark II
QUASI QUARANTINED MOVEMENT of OBJECTS ACROSS RANGE TELEPORTER MARK II

20 Gold, plus Grimy Object and Q.Q.M.O.A.R. Teleporter
Active Effect: Teleports the user to the selected area on the map after a 5 second cast time. Does not need vision of target location. 120 second cooldown. If the target location is within range 10, the cast is instant and has a 45 second cooldown, instead.
Passive Effect: None
The second version of the teleporter invented by Curly Jefferson. Widely considered one of the most popular and useful inventions in history. It almost got Curly Jefferson invited to parties. Almost.




S.T.O.P. Syringe
STERILE TRANSIT OBSTRUCTING and PROHIBITING SYRINGE

10 Gold, plus Grimy Object
Active Effect: Slows the target by 1.0 for 4.5 seconds. 45 second cooldown.
Passive Effect: Attacks done by the user slow the target by 0.025 for 30 seconds, stacking up to 10 times. Resets duration.
Invented in graduate school - shortly before dropping out - this is one of the first medically accepted creations made by Sue. Of course, it was quickly acquired by the Dominion, due to “safety precautions”... But who’s to know how effective it’ll be at dropping enormous monsters? They’re quite a bit bigger than your normal medical patient.




C.M.E.R.E. Hook
COMBAT MAGNET EMULATING REFLEX EMBEZZLER HOOK

15 Gold, plus Grimy Object
Active Effect: Launches a hook at the target up to 12 units away, pulling the user towards it. Cannot pull up cliffs. Can target any unit. 90 second cooldown.
Passive Effect: None
Initially designed to lift the user straight up into the air as a grappling hook, this tool was modified for combat purposes to allow slow-moving troops to interdict their targets with ease.




H.O.L.A. Bomb
HOMING ORBITAL LASER-GUIDED ARMAMENT BOMB

5 Gold, plus Grimy Object x2
Active Effect: Shoots a homing bomb from range 10 at the target enemy, which explodes for 250 damage, and another 250 damage over 10 seconds to all units within radius 3 of the blast. 60 second cooldown.
Passive Effect: None
Considered by most to be an absolutely TERRIBLE way to say ‘hello,’ this bomb is beginning to show up more and more often in the Black Markets of the world. Quite deadly. Quite inescapable. Quite fun.




R.O.A.R. Pill
REVITALIZING ORGANIC ALLEVIATING REMEDY PILL

10 Gold, plus Grimy Object
Active Effect: Heals the target for 500 health over 5 seconds. 60 second cooldown.
Passive Effect: All healing effects on the holder are 10% stronger.
It took approximately 13 hours after this product was approved for general healing purposes that it became widely used as a narcotic when combined with any number of other medicines. It took 4 hours beyond that point for it to become banned... But somehow, it’s still cropping up everywhere




P.E.W.P.E.W. Turret
PRESSURIZED ENEMY WASTING PLANETARY ENERGIZED WAR TURRET

10 Gold
Active Effect: Places an auto-turret at the target location. Builds automatically for 3 seconds. The auto-turret itself has 250 health, 8 range, and deals 30 damage at a 1.0 attack speed. Consumable. Loses 1.5% damage for every deployed P.E.W.P.E.W. Turret within radius 15. This item has 5 charges.
Passive Effect: None
A modified version of the auto-turret used by Hammerhead Securities, this particular turret has been approved for general military use, and is rated for rapid deployment combat options, as well as general reconnaissance.




H.A.H.A. Device
HALLUCINATORY ANTAGONIST HAMPERING ARTIFICIAL-INTELLIGENCE DEVICE

5 Gold, plus Grimy Object
Active Effect: Creates a hallucination of the user, which lasts for 45 seconds. This Hallucination dies in one hit. 60 second cooldown.
Passive Effect: None
Initially created by an ingenious high school student in an attempt to send it to school in place of himself, this invention was the object of an auction war between dozens of major corporations, eventually being bought out and manufactured for military use by an unknown company.




G.H.O.S.T. Trinket
GESTALT HAMPERING OCCIPITAL SHROUDING TECHNIQUE TRINKET

5 Gold, plus Grimy Object x2
Active Effect: Temporarily shrouds the user in a cloak lasting 9 seconds. For the first two seconds, they are affected by a Truecloak. 90 second cooldown.
Passive Effect: None
This simple and relatively inexpensive trinket was given out to soldiers as standard issue... Until the officer ranks realized that it was more commonly being used to sneak into the Women’s shower room than actual combat usage. Unsurprisingly, only about 64% of the distributed trinkets were returned at the mandatory recall announcement.




T.R.A.P. Escape Facilitator
TANGIBLE RESCUE ATTUNED for PERSONAL ESCAPE FACILITATION DEVICE

10 Gold, plus Grimy Object
Active Effect: Removes the collision of the user for 6 seconds. When the effect ends, the user will find the nearest route to an open space. 60 second cooldown.
Passive Effect: None
After watching GhostBusters, Curly Jefferson was suddenly struck with inspiration for his next invention. To this day, the T.R.A.P. Escape Facilitation Device has still not been reverse engineered, but top scientists believe that its effects may be caused by the milk of a Funk.




L.O.L.N.O.P.E. Injection
LANGUID, ODOROUS, LOATHSOME, NOXIOUS, and OMINOUS POISON EMITTING INJECTION

5 Gold, plus Grimy Object
Active Effect: None
Passive Effect: All enemies within radius 6 of the user takes 25 damage per second passively.
Preliminary studies have not revealed as to whether or not the holder of this noxious charm is endangered at all... but that hasn’t prevented the warning label for this bugger to be over 19 pages long.




S.H.I.E.L.D. Device
SAFE HARBOR INDICATING EFFICIENT LOCKING DEFENSIVE DEVICE

10 Gold, plus Grimy Object x2
Active Effect: Creates a Guardian Shield around the user, giving a 30% chance for all allies within radius 4 to take zero damage from incoming attacks for 9 seconds. 90 second cooldown.
Passive Effect: Reduces all damage taken by 10%.
A cheap rip-off of Protoss Guardian Shield technology, this Terran equivalent is surprisingly powerful. It’s quickly seeing its way into the front lines, although some pessimists doubt the effectiveness of the enormous margin for failure.




R.U.N. Leg Enhancements
RETICULATED UNILATERAL NINJA-EMULATING LEG ENHANCEMENTS

10 Gold, plus Grimy Object
Active Effect: Increases the movement speed of the user by 3.0 for 5 seconds. 60 second cooldown.
Passive Effect: Increases movement speed by 5%.
Popular conspiracy theorist culture dictates that this must have been the avenue of speed achieved by Forrest Gump. While common sense would dictate that this is complete bullshit, it’s impossible to deny the effectiveness of these leg enhancements.




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CHANGELOG

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7:12pm 12/15/2012
Changed the acronym for F.R.E.E.Z.E. Ray to more efficiently fuck with your minds.

8:16pm 12/15/2012
Further changed that shit to fuck with your mind.

9:03pm 12/15/2012
Changed around order of research for weapons, changed costs.

1:00pm 12/16/2012
Changed how much of an effect the N.E.R.F.M.E. Walls receive.

8:39pm 12/16/2012
Added diminishing returns to the F.R.E.E.Z.E. Ray's effect.
Made Legendary Items primarily personal-use items.
Added active abilities to the Legendary Items.
Added non-Feat items to the Material Market.

2:10pm 12/17/2012
Changed the effects of Power.

3:46am 12/18/2012
It's snowing outside.
Decreased the cooldown of Q.Q.M.O.A.R. Teleporter Mark II to 45, from 60.

2:12am 12/19/2012
Added multiple new non-Feat items.

1:57pm 12/19/2012
Added Toy market.
Moved non-Feat items to Toy Market.
Added new non-Feat items.

6:35am 12/26/2012
Fixed a minor sentence structure error.

12:23pm 1/7/2013
Added the "L" in the S.H.I.E.L.D. Device.
Added "Yay or Nay?" Poll.

1:56pm 2/8/2013
Added [REQ] Tag

[Tehr]

A wild "Awesome Suggestion" appeared.

Tehr, I choose you!

Awesome Suggestion uses 'No Responses'

It was super effective!

Tehr used Bump.

[Vallvaka]

Bump implies that it got buried. Which it didn't.

Because of that I won't read it

[Nightblade]

Annoying bump appears,
Nightblade fuck it up!
Bump was ineffective!
Nightblade uses 'hold your fucking horses'
its only been an hour.

How are items used? Are they attached to buildings or units?

The problem with this builder is that it is just too effective in some situations, and worthless in others. You got a Sentry? It's GG.
You have an army builder or baser instead? Worthless.

[Tehr]

Annoying bump appears,
Nightblade fuck it up!
Bump was ineffective!
Nightblade uses 'hold your fucking horses'
its only been an hour.

How are items used? Are they attached to buildings or units?

The problem with this builder is that it is just too effective in some situations, and worthless in others. You got a Sentry? It's GG.
You have an army builder or baser instead? Worthless.

Items are placed within receptacles which can be purchased for 1000 Wood each. They globally affect all units controlled by the owner of each receptacle. I personally believe that it's INCREDIBLY useful for an Army Builder or Baser. In fact, it's rather equally useful for any Builder.

EDIT: The Quartermaster's main sink for Wood and Gold is actually to buy items for other players, thereby increasing their effectiveness. It is much more effective for the Quartermaster to buy items for other players than to buy items for himself, since he receives the same effect of each buff given to an ally. As such, the Quartermaster can sink 30 Gold to increase the global damage done by a Baser's towers by 15%, or increase the health of all of a Sentry's walls by 150. I balanced the values as well as I could, although some may need slight changes.

[lalib]

F.R.E.E.Z.E. Ray
FREEZING and RECIPROCATING ENERGETIC EXOSKELETAL ZEAL EMULATOR RAY

wut

[Tehr]

Common words like "the," "and," and "or," are not included in acronyms. But I pretty much made up the acronym and then came up with random words to make it work.

[Vallvaka]

Freon Ray Encumberance Emulation Zap Emitter

There it actually makes sense

[Tehr]

Don't want it to say "ray" twice :(

[Masterluigi452]

Nice word plays. I will give you that.